Here’s a little tip for guys.
If you ever say to your wife or girl friend, “Hey I got a little present for you”,
Make sure the next words out of your mouth aren’t
“It’s a can opener”
I can’t watch a movie where the protagonist is more confused than me
I’m talking to you Jake Gyllenhaal!
Auto correct just corrected Wow to Bewoulf!
Wtf? I mean… What is Bewoulf?
Sometimes I creep on your tumblr.
I click the little red heart. At the top of each post.
Then I smile
At the thought of you knowing that I was on your page.
This is me being all sappy and sentimental
I’m not a follower
I’m not a doer either but I’m not a follower
Put the actual clothes in the washing machine the next time you do the laundry.
Ya, I turned on the machine then went to get more clothes to wash and forgot all about it.
Ya, it went through the whole cycle with no clothes. About an hour later I was like;
Today my son took me out for a Mother’s day lunch.
Omg it was so good.
That’s a salad in a jar!
It was awesome to spend time with my boy. He makes me laugh so much.
I must have heard “It’s Monday” at least four times at work this morning.
I wanted to hug the person and say Olan hears you.
I hate mondays, I really do
I’m watching Supernatural Season 1
I know, I’m waaaay behind. It’s friggin’ scary!
But I love it.
I’m having my first cup of green tea ever!
I can’t believe I’ve never tried it before.
I’m really living on the edge now.
I went to visit my Grandmother today. She was happy and laughing. We had lunch with her. She has a very good friend living with her to take care of her. They have a lovely spot with a view of the river and trees. In the autumn the trees are all colours of red and orange. Grandma loves watching the…